2001:
August-November
November-December
2002:
January-March
April-June
July-December
2003:
January-March
March-Now
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2008-07-22 - kick right left kick right left right left paradiddle paraddidle paradiddle-diddle
2008-07-14 - discussing the merits of removing your head from your own asshole.
2008-07-14 - mid-years resolution
2008-07-06 - drunk bike, snoring cat
2005-08-22 - in memory of bob moog 1935-2005
2005-06-20 - it turns out i'm actually DMC
2005-06-04 - mp3 of a birthday song by andrew with me on trumpet
2005-05-26 - gaddaaaaaayumn
2005-04-27 - Cheese Poem
2005-04-07 - last night
2005-04-06 - a scary fucking picture
2005-04-03 - my band is playing a show.
2005-03-24 - i wrote a german love song
2005-04-22 - the show, part 1 - march 19th, ford plant, brantford, ontario
2005-03-06 - I AM AN ASSHOLE.
2005-02-27 - ptl
2004-12-29 - Things That I Like That Start With The Letter D
2004-12-19 - how you say? aaaah yes.... SHOW
2004-12-10 - it all seems so much simpler from 35210 km above 15°7'N 16°40'W
2004-12-02 - THE BEST IDEA EVER by Brendan
2004-10-31 - I HATE SUV'S SO FUCKING MUCH
2004-10-17 - 3am eternal
2004-10-15 - bye elliott.
2004-10-06 - SHAKE IT, MALKMUS
2004-10-02 - my bike
2004-09-29 - the ignorant redneck fucks i no longer work for
2004-09-20 - /avast!!
2004-09-11 - children's songs are stupid.
2004-09-11 - how i spent my summer vacation
2004-08-28 - ...now with 30% more vitriol!!!!!...
2004-08-08 - the hardest thing i ever had to do
2004-06-30 - fuck you and your hard candy shell
2004-05-16 - what the hell
2004-04-14 - the miracle of the interweb.
2004-03-18 - THIS IS WHY YOU LOVE ME.
2004-03-06 - my new best subway story
2004-02-27 - pop quiz, hotshot: artist vs. crazy guy
2004-02-21 - hit me!
2004-02-19 - no, my face does not smell like balls. ...does it??
2004-02-14 - the driver swears he learned his maaaaath
2004-01-18 - i wish i had a yoshi
2004-01-12 - -
2004-01-07 - bianca is the best.
2003-12-29 - 4am is SONG MAKING UP TIME!!!!!!
2003-12-17 - another 80's song that makes me wish i was fucking dead
2003-12-12 - is this becoming an annual thing? what's the fucking deal?
2003-12-11 - pipe dreams run deep
2003-12-08 - aka idiot
2003-12-04 - i'd hire me in a second.
2003-12-02 - finished.
2003-11-28 - i'm cooler than you, douglas motherfucking coupland.
2003-11-25 - it's only funny if you start to think about the "clown suit" part, and even then, holy fuck
2003-11-21 - stylish motherfucker
2003-11-20 - stupid pen and your stupid button.
2003-11-18 - sting cannot possibly be the same guy who was in the police
2003-11-13 - theatre of pain
2003-11-11 - fresh ground triple shit pepper
2003-11-10 - details are for jerks
2003-11-05 - small town redux
2003-11-03 - psych
2003-10-31 - this is probably where brenna works.
2003-10-29 - Fucky L. McWhack
2003-10-28 - stupid kindergarten.
2003-10-27 - this is your captain speaking
2003-10-23 - a universal truth
2003-10-22 - E. Smith
2003-10-20 - gotta get out of here
2003-10-17 - hey curtis
2003-10-15 - yup, still funny
2003-10-14 - small town
2003-10-08 - short entry
2003-10-07 - jnet's new bike
2003-10-06 - a rant about pee
2003-10-03 - poems about sleep
2003-10-02 - MOVIE MAGIC
2003-09-30 - BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
2003-09-29 - a real musicians wanted ad:
2003-09-26 - zing!
2003-09-25 - why why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2003-09-23 - british fucking columbia
2003-09-17 - huh. well i'll be.
2003-09-16 - picture of a monkey.
2003-09-12 - -
2003-09-11 - dear quebec, please kill this guy. i'm serious. put a bullet in his head.
2003-09-09 - POEM DAY: to the people who sell me coffee
2003-09-08 - so tired it hurts
2003-09-03 - how about a nice, tall glass of WHAT THE FUCK?!?
2003-09-02 - FUCK YOU FANCYPANTS
2003-08-26 - random and chewy
2003-08-20 - and the horse you rode in on
2003-08-17 - pissed off cat
2003-08-13 - you are all my bitches part 2
2003-08-07 - MY NEW RAP SONG by brendan feat. rivers cuomo and andrew w.k.
2003-08-06 - isa on the radio
2003-08-06 - it's leftovers, honey
2003-07-31 - that is all
2003-07-30 - we miss her
2003-07-28 - thatsrightisaiditwhat
2003-07-27 - still kinda glazed over. recording went so so well.
2003-07-25 - wiggity@!!!!
2003-07-22 - balls
2003-07-21 - LITERALLY.
2003-07-16 - GO GO GADGET YELLING
2003-07-10 - how to make your girlfriend punch you.
2003-07-09 - a load off.
2003-07-07 - a poem for brenna. with love, from your dearest friend, brendan
2003-07-05 - it gets more digusting the more you think about it
2003-07-03 - business cards that ROCK
2003-07-02 - pain poem PLUS BONUS POEM: martina poem
2003-06-26 - there's oil in them hills.
2003-06-24 - to brenna, love from brendan
2003-06-23 - gazpacho? i think that's how you spell it
2003-06-19 - HELL. YES.
2003-06-18 - hitler fucks everything up
2003-06-03 - very well, you have ten of your earth minutes
2003-06-02 - tristan fucking rules.
2003-05-26 - the coast
2003-05-22 - DJ TANNER IN THE HIZZOUSE
2003-05-21 - HAPPY 501th ENTRY TO MEEEE
2003-05-20 - nice park though.
2003-05-19 - eyes so sore
2003-05-16 - ROCK KICKS BABY
2003-05-15 - BAMBOO SHOOTS
2003-05-13 - all work and no play makes brendan something something
2003-05-12 - "we" must watch what "we" say
2003-05-12 - new freakin' layout
2003-05-09 - give me barbers
2003-05-07 - my pet dead jellyfish(i named it oliver)
2003-05-06 - i must shovel fuel
2003-05-05 - one liner
2003-05-03 - anal maniacs
2003-05-02 - this'll do
2003-04-29 - doodling on my hand
2003-04-28 - yet another work-related plea for death.
2003-04-28 - gomme-savon
2003-04-24 - a fucking house just blew up.
2003-04-23 - yeah, shut up. i'm moron. but now i'm a moron with LOW END BABY OOOOOH YEAH
2003-04-22 - thanks
2003-04-18 - and all the shit you do
2003-04-17 - product endorsement thursdays
2003-04-16 - Dear England, I know about the badgers. oh yeah. I KNOW you know what i mean.
2003-04-15 - TURTLE WAX IN THE EYE
2003-04-14 - more asses
2003-04-14 - mr tambourine man?!?
2003-04-12 - no one fucks with the jesus
2003-04-11 - CROSS-CANADA BRENDAN!!!
2003-04-10 - transgendered laotian hookers
2003-04-09 - woah. woah there.
2003-04-09 - back when i was still coooool
2003-04-08 - for those of y'all who wear fanny packs
2003-04-08 - kill me, no wait, yes, no, kill, no don't
2003-04-03 - yo quiero GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
2003-04-03 - show and fuckin' tell
2003-04-02 - The Tao Of T
2003-04-02 - redirected to a vagina
2003-04-01 - jokes are for jerks
2003-04-01 - my old bedroom