i ate 30 gallons of bacon! - 2001-10-17 10:57 a.m.

saw a sign outside a grocery store on my way to work today.

ground beef, 4 litres for $5

SINCE WHEN IS MEAT A LIQUID!! i know it's pefectly justifiable, but meat should NOT be measured by the litre. for some reason "litres" implies to me a POURING action. "meat" is NOT something that should be "poured", as it were.

so in the states, do you guys have PINTS of meat? gallons?

please let me know. ceilingrawk hotmail com

i think i finally have my financial situation all sorted out and cool. i really wish i didn't ave to worry about shit like that. i find myself longing for the simpler days, where all i had to worry about was swimming in the pond and catching salamanders, and occasionally defending my title as reigning champion of making-fart-noises-with-hands-over-mouth. man, i ruled at that. see? simpler times.

1:57p.m.

well, it's later in the day, and nothing much has changed, except i had lunch. also, brenna gave me half her cookie. mmmm cookie-licious. brenna rocks. oh, how i wish she wasn't so... uh.... cracksmoking. or crack smoke-ed. she put her theory about crack online today in her diary HERE

pure brilliance, eh? some time we're gonna compile all her poems about work into a book and take them down to the pad, and i'm gonna play upright bass and trumpet licks behind her reciting them. ohhh yeah... feel the bass... BADOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOMM and now.. time for brenna's office adventures poetry corner... (more cool jazzy bass) BADOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM

so here's the tally of people who have quit stuff in the last 2 days

1) mike harris(YEEHAAH! education doen't HAVE to suck anymore)

2)wes borland(yeah!!! now i don't have to feel guilty for thinking he's cool)

3)sook-yin lee(i'll miss her, but i don't watch much music anymore anyways. i have a supa ghetto tiny B+W tv with rabbit ears. yay post-teenage poverty)

BADOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM(snapping fingers a la beatnik applause) thank you...