Cheese Poem - 2005-04-27 12:16 p.m.

POEM TIME!@!!!!!

it has been far too long.

CHEESE
by Brendan
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MOTHERFUCK
MOTHERFUCK
I LOVE BRIE

THERE IS A DELI ON MY STREET
IT SELLS YOU IN GIANT FUCKING BLOCKS
HOLY FUCK YOU ARE DELICIOUS
SERIOUSLY

JUST THINKING ABOUT CHEWING ON YOU
IS GIVING ME NEEDS
GIVING ME NEEDS FOR CHEESE
GIVE ME CHEEESE

I WOULD EAT YOU ON BREAD
OR BY YOURSELF

GIANT WHEEL OF BRIE
YOU ARE MY SECRET LOVER

EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
I WILL SPREAD YOU ON TOAST WITH ROASTED GARLIC

AND INSTEAD OF CASUALLY SUGGESTING A THREESOME WITH YOUR HOT FRIEND
I WILL CASUALLY SUGGEST DELICIOUS RECIPES
TO USE YOU IN