I AM AN ASSHOLE. - 2005-03-06 10:42 p.m.

okay, holy fuck.

this is going to sound awful, but i completely forgot about my guestbook. so anyone who signed it in the past... oh... six months? i hadn't seen that you did. so hey all. to make amends, i'm responding to each, right now, in consecutive order.

here we go:
kellybutton - STILL NO YOSHI. i can't wait much longer. WHERE IS MY FUCKING YOSHI???

bigmonayho - you don't make me want to drive off a cliff because of your name. you make me want to drive off a cliff because of your insane hotness and sarcastic wit. SARCASTIHOT.

pixiia - I MISS YOU TOO. IT HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN TOO LONG. email my ass from whatever email you use now. i'm still ceilingrawk AT hotmail.

siddel - thank you! and dads and compters don't mix. though mine has gotten a lot better lately. he's even on my msn list. that was actually kind of embarassing though, cause a couple days ago he came online and i had changed my name to "Viagra: America's favourite form of Grandma Abuse". i had a lot of explaining to do that day, i tell you what.

cindie-loo - YESSSSS. i always wanted a sister. please don't be insanely hot or this could get creepy.

pixiia - I STILL MISS YOU. the sheer volume of notes you left that i never answered depresses me.

cello - i have a new candy coated enemy. THOSE PILL SHAPED LICORICE ALLSORTS. I WANT THEM DEAD.

myhips - MELANIE?!?!?! holy shit. you're so my favourite californian. i missed you.

shaun - i talk to you almost daily. NO REPLY FOR YOU.

pixiia/carlyn - OKAY OKAY. i'm fucking SORRY. i feel like such an ass now. and thanks for all your nice words about me and jnet. like some sort of crazy future revealing future revealer, you were pretty much bang on. mostly. and again, i hope you're doing well.. EMAIL ME.

shaun - my landlord is a tool. i still miss that bike.

chiv - it's a good thing i didn't get your note earlier cause my response would have been "who the fuck are the detroit cobras?". now though, my response is "the detroit cobras kick my ass". such a good band. i found out about them and elbow the same night.

maskedmofo - WORD. your name still makes me think of shaft. i have no idea why.

y2kate - KAAATE. i missed you, jerk. and yes, it may well have been me you saw. i often walk around near harbord.

tapewizard - TAAAAAPPPPEEEE. YAR. i'd make you a piratey cake, but the kitchen is a mess. and the UPS guy would fuck it up anyway.