THE BEST IDEA EVER by Brendan - 2004-12-02 1:01 a.m.

are you ready for this shit?

cause this entry is gonna revolutionize the music industry, and your shitty band too.

get this:

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FOOD BUSKING.

you stand on the street with a guitar. and sing about food that you'd really like to eat. until someone GIVES IT TO YOU.

YESSSSSSSSSS

it's kind of like when angry people throw fruit.

only you'd be singing requests.

GIMMEEE AN APPLEEEEE, OKAY NOW A TANGERIIIIINE
NO WAIT MAYBE A BANANAAAAAAAAAA
HOW BOUT SOME LETTUCE

(guitar solo)

HOOOK ME UPPPP
WITH A TUB OF HUMMUSSSSS
AND SOME CRACKERS TO DIPPPPPP

A WHOLE BBQ CHICKENNNNNNN
OH CRAP I'M ALMOST OUT OF CLAMATO