...now with 30% more vitriol!!!!!... - 2004-08-28 9:57 p.m.

things are balls, or things are good. one or the other, it's split pretty much down the middle.

1) i dig my new apartment

2) and i dig my new roommate.

3) my cat(yup, elliott came with me) is officially sans uterus(elliott is a female cat with a guy's name, for those of you not to swift on the uptake), and freakishly entertaining as ever(she uses fucking winamp. see entry: "our cat uses fucking winamp")

4) i'm hopelessly in love/lust with a tap dancer from omaha.

...haha, you dumb bastard, you think i'm kidding, right?

WRONG, FUCKFACE.
her name is jaime williams, and she's so far out of my league it's frightening, horrifying, amusing and astounding, all at once.

that's it, tap dance on my broken heart, you unattainable harpy.

P.S.
Dear Brenna,
I wish you were here, so I could take a shit in your pillowcase. I miss you like the flowers miss the rain.
Love,
Brendan