fuck you and your hard candy shell - 2004-06-30 10:10 p.m.

a couple days ago i bought some m&ms.

they promptly melted in my fucking hand.

you have no idea how much this enraged and astounded me. i actually yelled at them.

it wasn't like they got a LITTLE melty, i could handle that, but they got a LOT melty. it looked like a clown puked on me.

in retrospect, i didn't really care that much.

any excuse to yell at candy, that's what i always say.

i never say that.

love,
brendan

p.s. i hate my life. wanna trade?