4am is SONG MAKING UP TIME!!!!!! - 2003-12-29 4:20 a.m.

look at how creative i am when i can't see straight.

A SONG FOR YOU ALL. sing it out loud, using your name in place of mine.
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my name is brendaaaaan
and i'm better than you
better at everything that you also do

if you're wolfenstein then i'm doom fuckin' 2
if we were in jail, i'd stick my shiv in your screw

oh i'm breendaaaan
that jail thing was not a veiled sexual innuendo

fuckin right i'm brendaaaaan
i was just saying that i'd totally steal your thunder, even in a prison riot

cause i'm brendaaaaaaaaan
hell yeah buddy i'm a total bastard

oohhh i'm brendaaaaaaaan
i'd sell you an accordion, steal it back, set it on fire, and then make you re-buy it*

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* DID YOU NOTICE I RHYMED "PRISON RIOT" WITH "RE-BUY IT"?!?!?!
POEMS ARE EASY AND FUN. as an added bonus, you can alternately use "i took a dump in your shoe" into the chorus in at least four differnt places. I AM A RAZOR SHARP WORDSMITH.