this is your captain speaking - 2003-10-27 10:38 a.m.

if i built airplanes, when i installed in the "seatbelts" and "no smoking" lights, i'd add a "HOLY FUCKING FUCK THE ENGINE IS ON FIRE" light, like a little flashing skull and crossbones.

then, the pilot could turn it on, put the plane in a really steep dive, and pretend that the plane was about to crash, and everyone would freak the fuck out.

after he levelled out and came on the intercom and told everyone he was just kidding, i bet they'd agree it was a really funny joke.