a rant about pee - 2003-10-06 5:14 p.m.

dear world,

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
IS IT SO FUCKING HARD NOT TO PISS ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT?
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DON'T WANT MY PISS ALL OVER YOUR ASS, AND I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU.

eat me,

brendan