MOVIE MAGIC - 2003-10-02 4:37 p.m.

i had the most amazing epiphany. it is entirely possible to make a movie that will please both audiences and critics alike, AND get nominated for every fucking oscar category there is, and do it on a tight budget. seriously. what do people want to see when they go to a movie?

they want to see:
1) Mr. T
2) Shit blowing up
3) Breasts
4) Mr. T

THE RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MOVIE, WHICH WOULD PLEASE AUDIENCES AND CRITICS ALIKE, AND GET NOMINATED FOR EVERY FUCKING OSCAR CATEGORY THERE IS:

1) Mr. T as GOOD GUY
2) Christopher Walken as BAD GUY.

Plot: Christopher Walken plays this really evil dude who runs an exclusive excort agency, and equips his girls with exploding breast implants, and uses them TO ASSASINATE WORLD LEADERS, and ONLY MR. T CAN STOP HIM.

MOVIE FUCKING MAGIC.