MY NEW RAP SONG by brendan feat. rivers cuomo and andrew w.k. - 2003-08-07 12:50 p.m.

woo. another rap song. word out, homeslice!! uh... shizzly.
___________________________

BRENDAN:
who put the crack in the liberty bell?
ME, motherfucker, cause thats what i sell
i'm the cock of the walk selling rock on the block
i'm always on the clock, i got spock in a headlock

i'll dry hump your leg
and crap on your face
los locos kick your ass into outer space

so then i let the alpine play
i'm pumpin new shit from andrew w.k.
it was somethin about parties at the top of the list
then i played my own shit it went something like this

PARTY PARTY HARD PARTY FUN PARTY PARTY PARTY
PARTY PARTY FUN FUN PARTY PARTY PARTY FUNNNNN

(guitar solo by rivers cuomo)

RIVERS:
hi, my name is rivers cuomo from weezer
i enjoy complaining about getting any sort of positive recognition for my music and bitching about how stupid my fans are, while at the same time, steadily becoming more and more formulaic in the pursuit of radio play. i also enjoy doing guest guitar spots for assholes like limp bizkit, that band that did that fucking "butterfly" song, and this chooch here, what did you say your name was? brendan? whatever.

BRENDAN:
just shut up and rap.

RIVERS:
ooo ooo ooooh look at me i'm so shy
even though i bang groupies and pee in their eye
my ass is full of sand
i can't understand
why did matt sharp have to leave my band?

BRENDAN:
RAP!! RAP!! RAPPITY RAP! RAPPA RAPPA RAP RAP RAPPA RAP RAP!!!

ANDREW W.K.:
PARTY PAAAAARTYY FUUUUUNNNNNN PARTY PARTY FUN NIGHT PARTY!!!!!