POEM FUN - 2003-03-11 10:31 a.m.

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FOOD POEM

shove sushi down my throat
curried vegetables and goat
i'll even eat a buffalo's ass
through an electric fence.

lunchtime.

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COFFEE POEM

i buy coffee every day
do i ever win? NO.
roll up your own goddamn rim
and then stick it up your ass.

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BATMAN POEM

batman was pretty cool
if only for his fucked up utility belt
the bat-copter
and the battussi

oh, and catwoman.
VAVAVAVAVAVOOOOOM!!!